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Kids say the funniest things.  Please share your kids' comedic breaks with the rest of us.  Add a comment and we can all have a good laugh.

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  1. A few days after Valentines day I found a note addressed to my oldest daughter (age 9). It read,
    Dear A,
    I have a crush on you. A BIG one.
    Love,
    boy

    As adorable as this was I knew it was a fake as both names were spelled wrong.
    Further investigation (and a handwriting analysis) revealed her 7 year old sister as the author.
    Both girls had a good laugh, I was happy they could have a good natured tease, Younger sister even got the right boy!

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  2. DS6 & DD8 notice a frosted over car for what appears to be the first time?
    DS - We need some kind of shelter for it.
    DD - Nah, we just need a credit card to scrape off the frost.

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  3. Driving along a country road with DD10
    Me- "Wow! look at that cow's udder. It is so full, must be milking time!"
    DD - "I bet she's uncomfortable"

    makes me think she is paying attention every now and again.

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  4. DS6 walks in to the kitchen and proudly displays a penny he had found. As fas as pennies go this was an exceptional find. It was bright and shiny.
    "Let's play heads or tails." I choose heads.
    "It's tails, you lose! Pick again."
    I choose tails.
    "Pick heads this time, there is a chance it will be heads" (I surpress my laughter and choose heads)
    "Tails again."
    I say, "Heads I win, Tails you lose."
    "No Mama, that's not fair." (its not, but does he know why?)
    "And why not?"
    "Because I won the last round so I should choose this time, the winner gets the next pick."

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  5. I tell my kiddos it's time to pick UP the living room, they head for the lego tub. "NO UP!" my 2 year old yells as he lays on the LEGOS to protect them.

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  6. DD8 came home a bit discouraged. She and her best friend were to be partners on a project. Until a cute boy that bff has a crush on asked her to be his partner. My sweet girl got ditched for a boy...I told her it was better than being ditched for another girl.

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