Is that Poop in your Belly Button?

"Today would have been a good day to wear a bra."

Changing TL's diaper, there is yellow all over his tummy...Is that poop? Is it smiling at me?  Oh wait, TK colored on our tummies this morning.  (frequent event, my OB always laughed when TK made my prego belly a smile)

Our Alma Mater called asking for monetary donations...

They heard the crying in the background and offered to call back.

I am standing there trying to carry on a normal conversation and attempting to sound like a moderately intelligent person and all I can think of is,
                    "Dang that mole that I had removed is itching like Baloo on a tree!"