Lay off the Twinkies!

You know those health forms you have to fill out and then the nurse asks you all the same questions, and the doctor, and the lab...
Sometimes it includes:  Are your grandparents living?  If not how did the die? and at what age?
I have to answer that my Grandpa died of Congestive Heart Failure....after 79 years of eating butter and mayonnaise on his bologna sandwiches.

And they think my sisters and I are weird for running and not eating butter on our peanut butter sandwiches.