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Wednesday, February 20, 2013

You Know Your a Mormon if...

(all in good fun, also applies to the 'prepper' crowd, any large family, and perhaps hoarders...)


Your kids think Cream of Wheat comes
 from a bin in the bulk foods section.


You have never purchased Oatmeal in this container


Your kids have eaten more than two types of hot cereal.

Your kids think cold cereal comes in a huge bag.

You have to specify hot or cold when referring to cereal


Your kids confuse the sound of the Ice Cream Maker
with the Wheat grinder.

(this is the grinder I have and interestingly enough,  the bin below holds exactly one #10 can worth of grain)

You have eaten re-hydrated re-fried beans

Your kids think sugar comes from a 5 gallon bucket in the pantry

Your flour comes from a 5 gallon bucket in the pantry

Your rice comes from a 5 gallon bucket in the pantry

A pantry is deemed a necessary room

You know what dry pack canning is

Yeast comes in a jar, not a packet

You slice your bread

A kitchen-aid mixer is on your wedding registry

A Bosch Universal Kitchen Machine is on the top of your wish list

You have a 4 slice toaster

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